Annnnnnnnnnnd... We're back!

I really though this blog was done and over with the minute I started dating someone. Of course I started getting nervous when he started talking forever after a week but hey... stranger things have happened. And... they did. I was no longer a person, I became almost a possession. Now I have apparently become some sort of tasty SNACK!

Subject: Hi
From: d****9
Sent Date: 10/6/2011 9:33:59 AM

U look extremely yummy!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

1) If you are going to send me a freaking FOUR WORD message, at least make sure everything you write is a WORD, not a letter. Really it makes you look stupid when you don't write in proper English.

2) WTF would possess someone to send a message like that????? I've never heard from this jackass before (and I really don't want to hear from him again) so a bit more of an initial hello would be fucking A-MAZE-ZING! Or even tell me your goddamn NAME. Christ... Even an explanation of WHY I look so damn yummy to him would be an improvement.

3) What the hell am I supposed to say in return? "Gee thanks! When I am PMS'ing, I also come in Dorito's Nacho Cheese flavor or chocolate covered pretzel. A low fat version is coming soon"?!?

Seriously... I have not had enough sleep OR coffee to deal with this level of stupidity