You HAVE to be kidding me!

This is an ACTUAL exchange I just had with someone on Plenty of Fish, and my thoughts about said exchange:

hey there ya looked at my profile but no message ... whats up with that?
Well first of all, Ted Bundy could probably come up with a more stimulating profile in his sleep. How the HELL did you manage to be monosyllabic ON THE INTERNET?!?


That takes massive amounts of talent. Second of all, There is NO goddamn rule that I have to contact you BACK! You gave virtually no information on your profile, and I'm not wasting my time. Wait. Ok... maybe I am. But that's only when most of my work is done and my brain feels like jello.

Probably a combination of far too much stress and thinking that I replied (and apparently forgot to).
Or I just didn't want to, and I am attempting to be diplomatic.

how far are we? I like your pics and
profile... Are we like hours from each other?
Eric
*prays silently* Please God, do not turn me into a grammar nazi! That's what I am turning into on PoF. I look at peoples profiles and I cringe. I am the FIRST to admit that my grammar is not stellar, BUT I do believe in punctuation. An added bonus is I can't stand "text speak".

Honey, your pics and disturbing lack of profile make you seem like John Wayne Gasey's less talented younger brother. No only does that scare me, but you are so damn insistent that I talk to you, that I am seriously considering going into witness protection.

I think its an hour and a half or 2 hours. No clue.
Kindly don't get me into the fact that this idiot apparently can't figure out GOOGLE MAPS!

At this point in time I'm sort of wondering, since this is the quality of message I get, if I should just go back to trying to meet guys in bars...

*sigh*

I just got another reply from him.