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I'm just a old school metalhead, punk rock chick who is trying to stay sane in the World (perhaps alternate universe) of Internet Dating. Unfortunately, the staying sane is not working very well. I tend to be brutally honest, snarky, and I immediately assume what people tell me is a lie. I am SUPER ADHD so I tend to have this endless stream of consciousness thing going. Oh... And I drink like a fish and curse like a sailor (I make my mother SO proud).

Friday, August 6, 2010

In WHAT fucking world...

Ok... 4 or 5 years on in the "Online Dating Zoo" and I have seen some INCREDIBLY bazaar and fucked up shit. However... This takes the cake!


In WHAT fucking world would you think this is either sexy or an appropriate means of winning a girlfriend?

Don't get me wrong...
  • I think guns and weapons are like OMFG *bites lip* sexy.

  • I HATE super scrawny guys. I am TOTALLY afraid of breaking them.

  • After YEARS of dealing with wrestlers who wax their bodies within an inch of their lives, and having been handed clippers and asked "Can you shave my back", I have NO problem with body hair on guys.

However, at NO point are the following attractive:
  • a "banana hammock"

  • hair that I can't tell if its a mullet or just scary

  • pointing a gun at ANY part of your body, even unintentionally

  • looking like Russell Brand's less intelligent, and less funny older brother.
*sign* I opened an EMAIL and saw that, which was the best part. Really. I haven't had my coffee yet and that scared the SHIT out of me.
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  1. Cuban BOctober 12, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    Perhaps that was the dating site's attempt at keeping things lighthearted?

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