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I'm just a old school metalhead, punk rock chick who is trying to stay sane in the World (perhaps alternate universe) of Internet Dating. Unfortunately, the staying sane is not working very well. I tend to be brutally honest, snarky, and I immediately assume what people tell me is a lie. I am SUPER ADHD so I tend to have this endless stream of consciousness thing going. Oh... And I drink like a fish and curse like a sailor (I make my mother SO proud).

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

It's a Nice Day For a White Wedding

In HUGE news today (at least if you are like me and OBSESSIVELY read British newspapers)... Waity Katie is no longer Waity Katie! We will have a royal wedding to turn into a drinking game. I know, you're as thrilled as I am. These are the rules that my former tag team partner and I came up with THUS far. Please feel free to add your own suggestions to the comments and I will update the blog as needed and will give you credit.

Take a Drink:
  • Every time you see a ridiculous hat (you are guaranteed to get plastered off this alone)
  • Every time someone has the look of "OMG! SHE'S WEARING WHITE!?!" (for those who DON'T get this, Kate and William have been living together for a couple years now. So much for the new HRH being a *cough* virgin)
  • drink if Chelsey Davy is there and is staring at Prince Ginger waiting for HIM to propose (CD is His Royal Hotness Prince Harry's now ex. She is GORGEOUS, but they are on and off more than a light switch)
Take 2 Drinks:
  • 2 drinks if it looks like Prince Phillip is imagining a younger woman naked rather than paying attention (The Queen's Hubby ALWAYS puts his foot in his mouth or does something mind-blowingly inappropriate)
Chug:
  • If prince Hot Ginger flashes something inappropriate (even funnier if he looks like he's TANKED!)
  • If Prince Charles has the same look of ABJECT boredom he had during his own wedding

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