You are a douche bag if...

I really thought this blog was done and over with. I have basically given up on dating, but for some stupid reason yesterday while I was at Mel's I logged back onto Plenty of Freaks. Earlier today I received this message:

From: Quantized1970 Sent Date:6/8/2011 1:01:22 PM

Subject: Hi

You should have ur headline say if you like whack jobs

This is his profile:

Quantized1970 : ISO Good Woman

City	Pittston Pennsylvania		Smoker?	No
Sign	Leo		Ethnicity	Caucasian with Brown hair
Height	6' 2" (188 cm)		Body Type	Average
Age	40 year old Man		Religion	Christian - other
Relationship	N/A		Chemistry	N/A

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Send a Quick Message!

I am Seeking a	Woman		For	Long term
Do you drink?	Socially		Do you want children?	Undecided/Open
Marital Status	Divorced		Do you do drugs?	No
Profession	Business owner		Do you have children?	Yes
Education	Bachelors degree		Do you have a car?	Yes

Relationship

Intent Quantized1970 is actively seeking a relationship.

Relationship History The longest relationship Quantized1970 has been in was over 10 years long.

Interests

Outdoors Travel Live Music Music Guitar MMA Green Building

About Me

I have a kind heart and I'm honest. I'm looking for an independent, respectful, and honest woman that has traditional values. I enjoy travel, live music, guitar, and outdoor activites like fishing, camping and hiking.

First Date

Taco Bell ;)

I have a great appreciation of irony. But to profess a "kind heart" and then send a message like he sent me, screams DOUCHE BAG. I'm again debating sending a link to someone who was a totally uncalled for asshole. I especially like the "I'm looking for an independent, respectful and honest woman that has traditional values". Apparently this douche bag... errrr... I mean really nice guy wouldn't know an independent woman if he tripped over one. *shakes head*

I have to wonder what other amusement awaits me on that freak show dating site.