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From: G********8
Subject: hello Sent Date: 9/11/2010 5:00:00 PM


So what hold would u use to get me to tap (Oh god! Please let this NOT be a variation of "Hey baby! Wanna wrestle? I'll let you win." Seriously. That is the oldest wrestling pick up line and honestly? All it does is annoy me. But I'll give him a chance. Maybe it was a bit of fight humor from a guy who was to shy to say anything else.)


From: Hooli-Gin
Subject: RE:hello Sent Date: 9/13/2010 9:40:08 AM


lol. Idk. I really wasn't into submissions when I wrestled. Was more of brute strength and using my height to my advantage.

Mel


From: G********8
Subject: RE:RE:hello Sent Date: 9/13/2010 9:46:46 AM


Nice! know any martial arts? sound like you like impact (Thank GOD! He actually sounds NORMAL. And the grammar nazi is totally not having to come out. He is totally not cute, but you know? that's cool because I'd much rather have someone I get along with.)


From: Hooli-Gin
Subject: RE:RE:RE:hello Sent Date: 9/13/2010 9:51:27 AM


I started training to do MMA but unfortunately the nerve damage I have from wrestling and the heart problems I have have sidelined training for a while. I want to get back into MMA, but I have to do it a little bit more slowly than I'd like.

How bout you? what forms of martial arts have you trained in?


From: G********8
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:hello Sent Date: 9/13/2010 9:53:05 AM


you can try out the chokes on me (Oh Christ... this is about to go sideways isn't it?!?) :-). You sound like u have a little darkside to you. (Who the hell do you think I am?!? Darth Vader?????) have amy (?!?) other pics? (there are 8 pictures on my profile! What?!? Do you think I am going to send you pictures of my tits?) care to chat?


From: G********8
Subject: interests Sent Date: 9/13/2010 10:02:10 AM


are you dominant or submissive or both (FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! *a large explosion is heard as the conversation rapidly self destructs*)