If I wanted a pussy, I'd go buy a cat!

There is a lot to be said about being mysterious when you first meet people. Laying to much out there can have the opposite effect that you could want. The same with imposing yourself on someone too much. I have gotten a lot of the "Where the fuck did you go" messages from people and in most cases it is because they have said something that makes me want to run screaming.

There is also levels of creep-a-tude. There is "Its nice that you like farm animals in that way, but I'm seriously not interested in Hoof & Mouth disease as an STD", "If this goes too far and then goes south am I going to have to go into witness protection?" (Sound familiar?!? Yeah, I totally should have listened to my intuition on the last one), "You sound WAY too good to be true, there must be bodies hidden in the barbaque pit in your backyard", "Does your girlfriend/wife realize you are trying to meet me to have sex in the backseat of my car" and then there is THIS:

From: L*******0
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/14/2010 10:01:43 PM

did you ditch me? (Seriously?!? *sigh* Since I am reading this on my phone on my train ride home I am just going to ignore this.)


From: L*******0
Subject: What happened yesterday
Sent Date: 9/15/2010 12:03:03 PM

Did you ditch me? (WTF!?! Do you have ANYTHING TO DO DURING THE DAY OTHER THAN TO BOTHER ME!?! Your first "did you ditch me", which the lack of capitalization is cringe-worthy, made me roll my eyes. But to change the subject line and make it accusatory?!? Yeah, homie don't play that!)

From: Hooli-Gin (View Profile)
Subject: RE:What happened yesterday
Sent Date: 9/15/2010 12:08:23 PM
No. I left work late, my commute is over an hour each way, I got home and I needed to take care of my house therefore I wasn't online.

From: L*******0
Subject: RE:RE:What happened yesterday
Sent Date: 9/15/2010 12:36:58 PM

Fair enough. Well hopefully you're up for talking soon. (Really? You just felt the need to give me PERMISSION to act like a responsible adult?!? My MOTHER doesn't even have the invisi-balls to pull shit like that. You are so jacked up on steroids in your profile pictures that I'm 99.999% sure that the pretty miniature pink glitter Christmas balls I have on my Christmas tree at home are bigger than your set!)


From: L*******0
Subject: When are we going to chat
Sent Date: 9/15/2010 11:24:01 PM

I didn't see you on Y!ahoo :( (probably cause you don't have my yahoo screen name asshat)


From: L*******0
Subject: Hi
Sent Date: 9/16/2010 12:33:53 PM

Not talking to me now? (Not at all! But now I am planning a blog in your honor! To tell the world what a fucking jackass you are!)

From: Hooli-Gin (View Profile)
Subject: RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/16/2010 12:37:13 PM

Been busy at work. My life revolves around working and doing my job, not talking to people. (ok... anyone who knows me well knows I actually do BOTH!)

And this is my gift to you, dear readers... Needless to say this gentleman will be getting blocked and I will HAPPILY walk away from him, for no other reason than his true colors are showing and I've known him for less than 2 days.