- how i would love to kiss your boots (Seriously? They are leather. Do you have ANY idea how much saddle soap it would take to recondition them after you slobbered all over them?!?) and worship at the feet of a true Goddess such as yourself (*rolls eyes* A true goddess? Yeah, that's cause you have never seen me PMS'ing and without coffee). You accomplished so much (*scratches head* Why? cause I managed to survive through a non fatal heart problem?) and to be a part of Your life in the most menial way (Congrats, you are now part of permanent internet history). to do things for you (thanks, I can do it myself), cater to you (Really... I am quite capable of doing shit myself. You are starting to look like a TOTAL pussy), make your life easier would be a real honor even if its not really much to others (Did you REALLY just insult me after kissing my ass?!?). You seem so perfect (*sigh* At this point I am ready to snarf my coffee). to know You (how hard is it to use proper capitalization?!?) would be a real honor (*flag on the play* Utter lack of punctuation!)
About Me
- Hooli
- I'm just a old school metalhead, punk rock chick who is trying to stay sane in the World (perhaps alternate universe) of Internet Dating. Unfortunately, the staying sane is not working very well. I tend to be brutally honest, snarky, and I immediately assume what people tell me is a lie. I am SUPER ADHD so I tend to have this endless stream of consciousness thing going. Oh... And I drink like a fish and curse like a sailor (I make my mother SO proud).
Monday, September 13, 2010
I have no words...
Ok, I lied... Yeah I do. This is a real honest to god message I got this morning:
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LMAO!
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