I don't think that my cousin Les really realized some of the bullshit I deal with on the dating sites (most people don't until they read the blog). I actually got this message on my way to Florida (more on that in another blog) but didn't check it until I got to one of her friends houses.
From: b******4
Subject: Hi Sent Date: 9/25/2010 11:03:28 PM
it would be great to get on my knees and worship the boots of a woman of Your stature! You have so much and You seem better than everyone! You are a true Goddess..it would be an honor to be Your slave
*sigh*
This would be the SAME asshole who said he wanted to lick my boots. Yeah. Now I don't know if I should block him or if I should keep going with it so I NEVER run out of material. Decisions, decisions. And someone PLEASE explain why the FUCK he capitalizes you.
About Me
- Hooli
- I'm just a old school metalhead, punk rock chick who is trying to stay sane in the World (perhaps alternate universe) of Internet Dating. Unfortunately, the staying sane is not working very well. I tend to be brutally honest, snarky, and I immediately assume what people tell me is a lie. I am SUPER ADHD so I tend to have this endless stream of consciousness thing going. Oh... And I drink like a fish and curse like a sailor (I make my mother SO proud).
He caps the "Y" because he's keeping it consistent with the wholegoddess thing. Think bible - "So sayeth the Lord" and all that.
ReplyDeleteSo, perhaps he's an a-hole... but at least he's consistent in his a-hole-ery!