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I'm just a old school metalhead, punk rock chick who is trying to stay sane in the World (perhaps alternate universe) of Internet Dating. Unfortunately, the staying sane is not working very well. I tend to be brutally honest, snarky, and I immediately assume what people tell me is a lie. I am SUPER ADHD so I tend to have this endless stream of consciousness thing going. Oh... And I drink like a fish and curse like a sailor (I make my mother SO proud).

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

There are 52 ways to murder anyone, one or two are the same...

I seriously just got this message 5 minutes ago. I sent it to Pookie on GChat, then realized there was a blog in the making as I ranted:

momie momie i beleive u would look great on my hayabusa its a motorcycle

  1. I'm WELL fucking aware of what a Hayabusa is. I'm a girl. I'm not BRAIN DEAD!!!!!!! And your bike doesn't impress me. *shrugs* Sorry. I hate crotch rockets.
  2. What the FUCK happened to the punctuation? Really... That is just one long run on thought. And perhaps it should have STAYED a thought!
  3. When referring to someone as Momie... AT LEAST SPELL IT RIGHT! Its Mami! EVEN THE FUCKING GRINGA CAN SPELL IT CORRECTLY! (Ok... I can spell it right because one of my ex's called me Mami. lol. Be that as it may, its still not spelled correctly and it creeped me out the way it was spelled.)
  4. Why are you hitting on me when you are from like MIDDLE OF NO WHERE CONNECTICUT?
*sigh* I give up...
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