Oh wait... No you don't.
When I started this blog, the entire premise behind it was highlighting the fucked up messages I have received on Plenty of Freaks. I think this series of messages probably takes the cake. Now keep in mind there is very little of my typical commentary on these because well... they are self explanatory. Pretty much everything I have replied was with a HEAVY dose of sarcasm:
S*********1
12/16/2012 6:37:23 PM
Wanna fuck
Hooli-Gin
12/16/2012 6:47:48 PM
Wow. That's blunt.
S*********1
12/16/2012 6:49:46 PM
Ohh no disrespect ... Home alone really horny :)
Hooli-Gin
12/16/2012 6:53:12 PM
That explains a lot. Lol. And I guess they are both very good reasons, although I live alone so I never have to worry about being home alone for it.
S*********1
12/16/2012 6:54:27 PM
Oh:)) well let me come over
I would love...love to go down on ub
Hooli-Gin
12/16/2012 6:58:03 PM
I am in the middle of making dinner right now.
S*********1
12/16/2012 7:12:08 PM
Ok don't let me bother u
S*********1
12/16/2012 7:17:18 PM
Ur gonna choose dinner over me licking ur pussy
Hooli-Gin
12/16/2012 7:23:26 PM
lol. Well, I don't know you, how well you'd lick my pussy, whether you are actually married or whether you are a raving psychopath. Not to mention, the Crossfit games are on.
S*********1
12/16/2012 7:24:39 PM
Ohhh not married not crazy ... Live to eat ur pussy :)))
Hooli-Gin
12/16/2012 7:29:26 PM
I'm sure... lol.
S*********1
12/16/2012 7:37:22 PM
I'd make u cum sooooooo hard
Hooli-Gin
12/16/2012 7:44:24 PM
Unfortunately, I have to decline your offer. I am really not the type to hook up with someone whose name I don't even know. I gave up that stupidity in college.
SERIOUSLY!?! First of all, you write like a 4th grader. Secondly, there is not a chance in HELL of me inviting you over to hook up. I don't know you. I get the general impression that you are are a dirty old man (who is like a year older than I am but whatever) and I am NOT interested in that BS. And lastly... The crossfit games are on and that is FAR more important that hooking up with you.
About Me
- Hooli
- I'm just a old school metalhead, punk rock chick who is trying to stay sane in the World (perhaps alternate universe) of Internet Dating. Unfortunately, the staying sane is not working very well. I tend to be brutally honest, snarky, and I immediately assume what people tell me is a lie. I am SUPER ADHD so I tend to have this endless stream of consciousness thing going. Oh... And I drink like a fish and curse like a sailor (I make my mother SO proud).
