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I'm just a old school metalhead, punk rock chick who is trying to stay sane in the World (perhaps alternate universe) of Internet Dating. Unfortunately, the staying sane is not working very well. I tend to be brutally honest, snarky, and I immediately assume what people tell me is a lie. I am SUPER ADHD so I tend to have this endless stream of consciousness thing going. Oh... And I drink like a fish and curse like a sailor (I make my mother SO proud).

Friday, January 18, 2013

I said I loved you, but I lied...

So, a couple months ago I was talking to this guy. He decided to disappear on me repeatedly (no, this is not the one I just dumped) and I got tired of the bullshit he pulled. He was also stupid. Not like a bit dumb.he was FUCKING retardedly stupid. I blocked him on the dating site where we met, but suddenly he messaged me today. This was how the conversation ended:

k****y
1/18/2013 12:55:46 PM
Random question... Sorry to ask, but was I your smallest or one of ur smallest?


Hooli-Gin
1/18/2013 1:26:11 PM
I'm sorry, what?!?

k****y
1/18/2013 1:33:42 PM
Had a few girls tell me I have a small dick n was there smallest, I was wondering if you thought the same. Stupid I know but just courious.


I'm sorry... I am not answering that question! Fuck that racket. I really don't want to deal with that level of shit.