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I'm just a old school metalhead, punk rock chick who is trying to stay sane in the World (perhaps alternate universe) of Internet Dating. Unfortunately, the staying sane is not working very well. I tend to be brutally honest, snarky, and I immediately assume what people tell me is a lie. I am SUPER ADHD so I tend to have this endless stream of consciousness thing going. Oh... And I drink like a fish and curse like a sailor (I make my mother SO proud).

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Why do i keep punishing myself...


You would think he would have figured out he stepped over a line, and that I was not only not interested but I was also more than slightly repulsed... *sighs and hits the block button*

And then we have this winner...


I bet there is a lot of ways you differ from Christian Grey... Least of which is probably your bank account balance. Your personality leaves something to be desired too. Not to mention, you are scrawny enough I could most likely break you.

At this point, Its no longer fun or funny to be on the sites. I'm constantly snarky, and finding someone to poke fun at in the blog, quite frankly is like SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL! However, considering I have an ENTIRE mailbox full of incredibly stupid messages and a phone full of screen shots, I will put up with this shit for you guys.

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